Everton will face Liverpool as rivals, if not equals…

“The object of the exercise was to frustrate the opposition,” said a grinning Sam Allardyce after the most Sam Allardyce of results – a 1-1 draw in which the opposition set an Opta record for possession at 79%, had 12 corners and 23 shots and yet emerged with only one point. Liverpool, you were well …

Mourinho reveals what Man United are ‘not very good’ at

Jose Mourinho has explained just why Manchester United’s struggles are absolutely sod all to do with him. United are seventh in the Premier League table after 13 games, with a 14-point gap separating them and leaders Manchester City already. They are seven points behind the top four, and still have a negative goal difference. Based …

So Jose Mourinho swore. Who gives a f*** anyway?

First up, let’s make one thing clear: Mourinho’s tinfoil-hat ‘everyone’s out to get me’ paranoia is extremely wearisome. That being said, is it possible to have a shred of sympathy for one of football’s least sympathetic characters given the FA’s ongoing quest to punish Mourinho for reacting somewhat swearily to a 3-2 win secured from …

Saints sack someone who isn’t Mark Hughes for poor start

Southampton have sacked vice-chairman Les Reed as they bid to bring “new drive and direction” to the struggling south coast club. There had been speculation that manager Mark Hughes’ position could be under threat, but Reed appears to have paid the price for the Saints’ poor start to the season. They have won just one …

Jokanovic on his future: ‘it is not only in my hands’

Fulham boss Slavisa Jokanovic admitted his future was in the balance after his side’s 1-0 defeat at Huddersfield. Timothy Fosu-Mensah’s first-half own goal sealed Huddersfield’s first Premier League win of the season and lifted them above Fulham, who slumped to the bottom of the table. It was the Cottagers’ fifth straight league defeat and leaves …

Sterling denies derby showboating, reveals Juan Mata’s reaction

Raheem Sterling has denied that he intended to disrespect Juan Mata and his Manchester United team-mates during last month’s derby win. The Manchester City star was performing step-overs by the corner flag in the final moments of the Premier League leaders’ 3-1 win over their neighbours at the Etihad. That annoyed Mata who immediately confronted …

In what world is Eric Dier better than Lucas Torreira?

Tottenham >>>>>>> Arsenal Combined XIs are ridiculous. Utterly ridiculous. They are especially ridiculous when you ask renowned banter merchants Paul Merson and Tim Sherwood to name a Combined XI for Tottenham and Arsenal, who are separated by a grand total of three points in the Premier League. You may also notice that Arsenal have scored …

‘I am not racist,’ says Spurs fan charged with throwing banana

A man charged with throwing a banana at Arsenal forward Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang has claimed that he is “not racist whatsoever.” Averof Panteli, who drives a van for a living, chucked the banana towards Aubameyang when he scored the opening goal in Arsenal’s 4-2 derby victory over Tottenham on Sunday. The Spurs fan told The Sun …